I asked my roommate for advice on what to go on a date in, he fucked me in the ass, the date fell through

Shit, I got a date tonight, I don't know what to wear, a dress or jeans.

Why are you asking me, go ask your brother?

He's a fucking wanker and he's shooting again. Headphones are sitting, can't hear a fucking thing.

Why do you care so much?

I haven't had a fucking dick in a while, I don't know how I'm gonna have to suck it on the first date, I don't know what to do.