Hysterically Struggling to Read Harry Potter on My New Sohimi Vibrator!!

Hello my darlings. Um, okay. It's been a hot minute since we've done Harry Potter

reading and I was feeling festive so I was thinking a little Yule Ball

celebration, Goblet of Fire, would be perfect for some December fun. But I

wanted to switch it up a little bit today and use my new toy that I'm so excited to use.

This baby even has its own remote. I can't friggin wait. I haven't used it