Better to have one more dick around

What the fuck happened last night?

So, Michael, tell me about your trip. It seemed like you had a blast.

Yeah, no, um, honestly it was amazing. I went there like really not expecting much and now I'm already planning a second trip.

I'm telling you, you guys gotta go fucking go to Istanbul. It's incredible.

I've heard amazing things about that place, like a lot. We should all go for sure.